Ticket Trout: fishing for great ticket deals

United Kingdom United Kingdom | by Alex Fahey | 09 July 2010

I know what you humans are like, "I've caught one this big!" or "you should have seen the one that got away," but there's no boasting with the organisers of South West Four.  They've made it a two-dayer and hooked Arman Van Buuren and Fatboy Slim and compared to that even blue whales are small fry.  And for just £72.50 you won't be bursting your bank's balance will ya?

Click here for South West Four tickets.
You don't still think that Newquay is full of fifteen year-old frogspawn drunk on pond water do ya?  My cod, where 'ave you been?  It's now the home to Europe's largest surf, skate and music festival - Boardmasters. This year organisers have reeled in Gallows, presumably from the shallows, as well as Futureheads and Chase And Status for just £95. Grab one now and make turn your mates into greeneye with envy...

Click here for Relentless Boardmasters tickets.
Mate, I'm not avin' you on and I ain't no flier.  All I'm saying is hand me over £145 and you'll be as kappy as lamprey at The Big Chill! No bullfrogs, just look at the line-up: Thom Yorke, MIA, Massive Attack and Greogry Issacs - I cod go on but know you've already nabbed a bargain.
Click here to buy The Big Chill tickets.

I can see by your mo-hawkfish that you’re a punk oficiando and with great taste like that you can't go wrong with a trip to Blackpool’s Rebellion Festival.  So give me that £100 that's burning a hole in your leather jacket pocket and enjoy Bad Religion, Stiff Little Fingers and New York Dolls, I could name mora but I betta that you're hooked already...

Click here to buy Rebellion Festival tickets.
'Fing is these young whipper snappers grow up so quick so you gotta be prepared.  At £35 I'm not looking to make a pretty blenny, but I will be closer to the time.  Take these Great Escape 2011 tickets off my fins now and it'll be a case of the early bird catches the worm, not the worm catching me.  Sure, you don't know bands will be but past experience tells ya, at least they’ll be able to hold a tuna...

Click here to buy The Great Escape tickets.

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