Ticket Trout: fishing out some quality festival tickets

Republic of Ireland Republic of Ireland | 25 June 2010

I’ve got a fresh angle on Oxegen for you for a start. Never mind the Coral, you wanna bit of Eminem, Jay-Z and Arcade Fire don’tcha? Catch ‘em fast mind, there ain’t many left.

Click here to buy Oxegen Festival tickets.

Fancy Eels? They’re electric mate! You can catch them at the Edge Festival in Edinburgh with the Codfather of Grime, Dizzee Rascal, Plan B and Phoenix. I can sort you out with a few floaters no worries, you’ll be a sprat not to take ‘em off me fins.

Click here to buy Edge Festival Festival tickets.

Hoki-doki, up for some bass is it my cockle? You wanna get up to Beat Herder where you’ll find Erol Alken, Alex Metric and Zion Train slipping it the old John Dory. Trust me, you’ll be the king of the school – like when my mate red snapper met Led Zeppelin.

Click here to buy Beat Herder Festival tickets.

I got sole but I’m not a sole-dier! Yeah Brother Monkfish, come on up to Wizard Festival with me for some early 90s indie – you won’t find nothing betta. Happy Mondays, James and the Complete Stone Roses are there. Me a shark? Mate, you couldn’t be morwong.

Click here to buy Wizard Festival tickets.

Kelp! I need somebody! Yes, you me old china – don’t give me the cold shoal-der, we both know you like a good tuna. These tickets for End of the Road are burning me fins so I need to get rid of them sharpish. Wilco, Yo Le Tango and Modest Mouse are headlining and there’s some incredible minnows on the smaller stages. Don’t be Aholehole, I’d hake to see you miss out.

Click here to buy End of the Road Festival tickets.

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