Introducing... The Ticket Trout!
United Kingdom | 26 February 2010
Alwight? I'll keep the intros snappy; I'm The Ticket Trout, the geezer who trawls the net for the best festival tickets around. I've got a few deals for you.
You a dance fan? You look like one. Splash out on this then – I’ve got the cheapest South West Four tickets on the web. That’s right Fatboy Slim and Armin van Buuren both playing Clapham Common and a weekend pass is yours for just £72.50, or £40 for either of the days. C’mon it’s the August Bank Holiday, you ain’t got nothing better to do. Nice one.
Buy your South West Four tickets here.
That sound a little too soft for you sunshine? I’ve got some Download tickets knocking about too. Aerosmith are playing with AC/DC and Rage Against The Machine. It’s going to be massive mate; I’d pick up one for your missus as well. You can thank me later. £145 will net you a pass for the weekend but you’ll have to put the bird up in a hotel, so I’ll give you three nights camping as well for £170. I can’t say fairer…
Click here to buy Download Festival tickets.
It’s Mother’s Day coming up; I’ve got the perfect gift. Remember Roxy Music? Well, she will. They’re playing with Grace Jones - she’s worth the ticket price alone. Dizzee Rascal will be doing the rap thing as well and it’s all in East London, so you can take the old dear out for some fish and chips afterwards. For you? £99 for the whole weekend. Done.
Get your Lovebox Weekender tickets now.
Something to get rid of the kids? I know what you mean, the missus is always carping on about getting them out of the tank. You know what I did? I hooked them up with tickets to Underage Festival. No old farts there mate, just teenagers allowed. £26.50 for the day and they’ll be knackered by bedtime. Worth it eh?
Buy Underage Festival tickets here.
I tell you what; I’ve got something for the whole family. There’s a little festival in Guildford in Surrey called Guilfest, you’ll love it. You can take the wife and kids, it’s got a massive area for the little ‘uns and a big enough bar to keep you tanked up, if that’s what you like of course. £110 for the weekend with camping, I’ll do you a special price on the young ones, how many you got? That many eh? I’ll do £60 for each of them and if you buy eight today mate, I’ll chuck in a ninth for nada! That’s right. Nothing fishy about them at all mate, I can just tell you’re my type of person.
Click here to buy Guilfest tickets.
That’s all I’ve got on me at the moment. My mate over there’s got a load more, gigs and all. Check out his plaice for some more tickets, else I’ll be back soon with some more deals for you. Take it easy.
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