Glastonbury Festival 2002 Features
Just because you choose to spend the weekend festering in your own filth, drinking your liver away and going more deaf than Helen Keller doesn't mean you can't communicate and interact as usual!
Every once in a while we find the need to eulogise on something, and what better subject than Glastonbury Festival?
Whilst parts of this article are not meant to be taken entirely seriously, we cannot stress enough the seriousness of the 'No Ticket, No Entry' policy. If you do not have a ticket, or invitation, please do not attempt to enter the festival.
A message to the ticketless masses from the true friends of the Spirit of the Festival