The flamboyant singer has already asked longterm boyfriend [Yale art student] Chris, but admits he's not too keen on the lavish plans for the ceremony.
Shears spilled the beans gay magazine Attitude, saying "I want to get married at the next Glastonbury. (Chris) thinks it might be too much of a scenario but I think it'd be a great f**king party.
"We could have naked trannies jumping out of cakes and stuff. It'd be fun."
The high profile choice of location would, however, most probably rule out a lucrative exclusive photo deal with Hello! or OK!
Still, it would be a very cheap wedding as many of Shears' friends (including best pal Kylie Minogue - as good as confirmed to headline the festival) will already be there, and the reception party (the greatest festival on earth) will already be paid for.
Speaking of strong rumours, it's strongly rumoured that the Glastonbury headliners will be announced next Tuesday (8th August). Check out the official message boards here for some interim clues and to share guesswork!